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nevver:

U-turn

wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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lion:

When you realize you’re not the only black person at a party

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parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

spookycapecod:

all i want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows

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fraek:

i love it when people try to hurt my feelings bc i don’t have any lmao

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